You know, standing within an area a little bigger than a normal 3 room HDB home, from 8pm-8am can really bring out the craziness within you. Not to mention the nonsensical blabbering you would talk about with your buddy doing the work with you. Its amazing how 2 sane people, 2 normal guys, 2 idiots - no, Candice, I'm not gonna say "2 gays". Aww, so sad right? Tsk. - can actually talk non-stop about everything and anything and continue laughing like mad fucks for 12hours for 8 shifts.
The topics we talked about range from normal sane stuffs like problems and life, to nonsensical stuffs like directing a Tamil comedy movie and lame, lame jokes. Lets explain in detail what we planned to do in a Tamil comedy movie.
I was walking around the pantry area when I saw this group of army guys, about 15 of them, watching a Tamil action movie. They were so engross in it that I went there and take a stack of red bean buns and they didn't even move an eyelid. So I thought what's so nice about the movie that these guys are so engrossed in. So I stand by the side and watch. Here goes...
The hero caught the girl just before she landed to the floor from the Bad Boss's smack on the face. The camera zooms in on the hero's "angry" eyes. Zoom out and zoom in to the Bad Boss's "angry" face. Bad boss walk away and asked his minions to attack hero. Hero takes out a revolver (Note: Revolver consists of 6 rounds normally) and starts running back to cover, with the damsel in distress on his shoulder. Somehow he ran more than 400 meters from where he was to behind a cover. The minions couldn't catch up with that superhuman speed. Hero puts damsel down and tell her to stay there. Hero jumps out of cover and, while flying in mid-air he stylishly shoots at 3 minions and the 3 of them drop dead. Hero falls on the floor, does a roll and shoots 2 more shots while giving the damsel a wink.
3 minions drop dead. Minions open fire with their sub-machine guns. All shots missed hero. Hero makes a 720 degree spin and shoots without aiming at minions. Heard 3 shots. 4 minions died, including one on top of a tree. Hero then dash across, do a hand stand and shoot while upside down to kill 2 minions. All this while minions are shooting sub machine guns. Hero ran towards the rest of the minions and suddenly everything slows down. Hero dodges a rain of bullets by using his special dance moves and kills the rest of the minions - 7 of them. All died.
Hero stands in the middle of the court and stands savvy-ly, no sweat, no panting. Then Bad Boss appear.
By this time, I was laughing to myself while the rest, eyes still glued to the TV. Need I explain further what happen when the hero fight the Bad Boss? I guess you guess can make up the story and somehow it seems right. So I was discussing with my buddy, if that wasn't comedy, then how is a Tamil comedy? No racism or anything here folks, but seriously, I can't help it but laugh.
This shows how bored army guys are. We are wasting 2 years of our lives doing all this shit and we're actually being ordered around by people who usually can't be bothered to think about what are the consequences that might affect the soldiers, the people who are working, instead think of what might benifit them and the image of their organisation. I think Mac Donald's are more organised then them. Sheesh. Come to think of it, Mac Donald's pays more than they do. Yay, Singapore. See how protected you are. =)
